ok i can explain why i didnt blog all weekend... i was pretty busy i went to shadows house on friday then again on saturday to meet his family! and sunday i went to my best (gay) friends birthday party ill explain what happened...
meeting shadows family was sooo awesome... my mom made a big deal outta wearing something special to impress them but i figure every time theysee me i won't look all fancy so its better they meet and like me for who i am now! which i guess was wrong since shadow thinks skirts are sexy!his uncle answered the door first exclaiming their was no shadow that lived at that address but being and cool as i am i told him well he lived here yesturday and about two seconds ago because i was jsut talking to him. i met two aunts and the most adorable little kids ever...the younger son could barely speak or thats what i thought till i realized he was danish... i couldn't tell if he was speaking that language or gibberish! Shadow and i mostly left the adults to their own conversation as we messed around taking videos and pictures on his fathers ipad! it was hilarious!we played video games and watched parts of the new fred movie...
anways on to the party:
so i arrive and i immediatley see a room full of girls... and food. more and more people show upand ironically enough "Zarah" (shadows ex girlfriend) walks in with "Tara"
personnally i have nooo issues with Zarah and ironically enough when she walks in she hugs me first instead of the birthday boy!
i quickly realize zarah and i are the ONLY straight people at the party....which wasn't as awkward as i thought it would be. but for the first hour i decided to hold up the wall in fear of losing my cool and full out dancing my butt off... so im swaying to the beat and i end up sitting down eventually when Zarah decides she wanted to sit on me! which of course brought her whole crew and their conversation over to where i was...then Tara sits on her and the birthday boy sits on her and were all just kinda stackked on each other! so i retreat back to my spot on the wall now my songg is on so im kinda grinding with the wall when Zarah comes over and starts grinding with me!!! still not awkward... then Tara tries to push me off the wall and we are all botty bumping each other for the wall spot then the birthday boy grinds on Zarah...trying to get in the party mood i challenged the birthday to a nicki off which if you dont know is when you rap the words of romans revenge in the face of the other person and try to "out rap them" once it got to the eminem part another girl tookmy spot rapping...this go tthe party started if you ask me
we all circle to the back of the house to his old swing set which is probably made for three year olds...we played truth or dare. "jalopy" was dared to lick the trash can which he did i was dared to act like a dude ironic since im the only straight one right!either way i walk around the whole house pants saggin hat backward straight g status...and come back birthday boy dared himself to give Jalopy a lap dance which he tried but Jalopy (who is bi) refused! he ended up giving one to Tara.
either way the strangest part was Zarah seemed to be sorta clinging to me throughout the party not being mean or rude or anything just there having normal conversations...she even invited me to her halloween party.she told me about some girl who was at the party who was flirting with her now current boyfriend...i was getting that "shes a hoe vibe" from the girl anyway. not because i was jealous but what she was wearing and how she was dancing just didnt help her case.i end up sitting on a couch with Zarah Tara and two other girls (who happend to be lesbians) Zarah on top of Tara and the other two girls sitting on one another. i was the only one sitting without a "partner" (thank god) they were giving lap dances and i couldtell Tara and the other girl were very satisfied by how red the faces were and how they were biting their lips and pulling their hair like they were being (sexually) tortured. everyone was kinda partnered off...
Zarah pretended to not notice the satifaction all over Taras face which leads me to believe Tara has a crush on Zarah who is not a lesbian but she has not told her about her attraction yet. I suppose Zarah suspects Taras crush on her by now but in order to keep the friendship from ending awkwardly she pretends not to notice....but yet she still gives tara lap dances and teases her... (poor thing)...
they told me i would be at least bi if not a lesbian by the time i left....i have never been sooo sure i like males in my whole life!
after i got home i was exhausted but i had homework to do then i had my ritual nigtly phone call with Shadow... i have sooo much fun being "evil" to him (in a good way)
i read this thing to him from cosmopolitan the most X rated magazine in history....i had him in the palm of my hand...then he had to go :( just my luck i wanted to see how far i could get him over the phone...not even sure why!
anyway i gotta make up for the days i missed so im gonna wrap this post up...
-blog ya later!
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