Thursday, October 20, 2011

love advice...giving it a shot!

hey guys,
this is the best advice you will get i promise you...only 3 words: FEMALES ARE SIMPLE!
every guy says we are soo complicated and mess with your heads...i won't lie we do mess with your head.
but thats because you force us to, you probably would'nt tell the truth otherwise(girl logic).
All of you think we want you to be is perfect and practically be a walking checklist...NOT TRUE
you don't need to be a prince or underwear model hot. only thing you really need is to be spontaneous!
DO NOT i repeat DO NOT procrastinate if you like a girl. it only drives you and her insane! wondering if the other person likes you. if shes flirting back chances are if you were to ask her out maybe to something cute and simple like the movies or the park she will say yes.AND IT IS PERFECTLY FINE TO BE SHY! we like it...we think its adorable!... unless your annoying with it in which case you might wanna practice a little first.and if your used to getting every girl you want put that out of your head now... you will end up clueless when one girl does not like you. on another note if you take my advice and begin dating promise me you will not cheat. sure u might get away with it at first but there is always a way for her to find out. just like in the movies you won't get away with it trust me! and the way you crush her heart she will do ten times worse when she dumps you. if you really liked her you wouldn't have fallen for someone else so don't convince yourself your inlove with two people
TOP THREE WAYS TO TELL IF SHE'S INTERESTED:
Shes always looking in your direction and pretends shes not when you look over
her friends will give off hints that they know she likes you
she will try to have your attention at all times.
SHE NOT INTO YOU IF:
she constantly tells you i don't like you (most guys think we are playing hard to get when truthfully we just don't like you)
she will ignore you and just walk away during your conversation
she will avoid having long conversations
BEST WAY TO KNOW IF SHE DOES LIKE YOU:
just ask her
ask her friends
or if your shy pass her a note odds are she'll think its adorable that your so spontaneous and thats all we need to be truly swept off our feet.
RELATIONSHIP DON'Ts:
don't break up with her impersonally (by: text/email, friend,napkin)
don't suffocate her she needs time with her friends
don't pretend to listen because later you will regret it just tell her hold on i need to do something or write down what she says or record the call..or something
DO NOT FORGET HER BIRTHDAY OR YOUR ANNIVERSARY!
FIRST DATE IDEAS:
movies
park
indoor picnic*
party
FIRST DATE DON'Ts:
restaraunt(because she will probably stick you with the bill)
walking(if you run out of things to talk about its awkward)
too much physical activity(your less atractive when your very sweaty and sticky and stinky)

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