Ok i guess i am kinda likeing making all these lists... so heres a list of all the weird crazy spontaneous things i have done...
- Skipping while singing the national anthem through england! (this tops the list)
- cartwheeling throught the mall with only a bathing suit on...(it was a dare)
- buying a Hobo an orange (because i am awesome like that)
- Hid in a tree then scared my mom...
- walked through an open house...bernieing!! (youtube thing)
- learning all the words to some french song
- cursing my friend out in chinese
- convincing the crossing gaurd to buy me a cookie
- dancing on the table in the food court in the mall...
- walking into target with a mask on...(it wasn't halloween...i got questioned)
- punching a scare crow in the face (in my defense i wasn't expecting it to be a real person in there)
- calling the chinese food place back when they forgot to give me fortune cookie and forcing them to come back with 8!
- prank calling a radio station (what a contradiction)
- taking a basketball from someone at the park and challenging them to a one on one (i lost)
- trying to beat myself at chess...(very difficult i am a good oponent)
- learning the first 25 books of the bible
- refusing to speak for a week (it was second grade... a long sad story)
- walking to the park in the middle of the school day
- pretending to be a wax figure in the wax musem and scaring some girl...(best day ever)
- walking through the spy museum backwards convincing people i was deep undercover
- taking a quiz in invisible ink (i still got credit)
- putting a glowstick in a mountain dew bottle and sprinkling it on people telling then the power of christ compells you
- stealing a mini nail polish from deliahs (i was like six and in my defense it was purple...and i got to keep it after so ha)
- dressing as a male for halloween!
- putting foil on my teeth and pretending they were grills for a day
- putting love notes in my crushes locker (sixth grade)
- spraying my mom hair with die while she slept she doesn't know today!
- convincing some kid i was a vampire...it was a trick mirror and a fake picture of the room i was already in with out me standing there.
- conducting home experiments my hand was blue for a month!
- memorizing the preamble for a test and to impress some guy
- learning all the stats for a football team (once again for some guy)
- making a "flying machine (it was a paper kite)
- saying macbeth before a theater performance (only thater people know what i mean)
- staying in the apple store alll day (black friday 7 am-11pm) i made a new friend behinde there too
- having a mini unofficial flashmob down the streets in englewood.
- sneaking into a sweet sixteen (my mom works at a hotel soo i had the hook up)
- drinking soda and eating pop rocks...at the same time (when i was younger i thought it would eat through my tongue)
- laying down in the middle of the street watching the street light change (it was like midnight)
- sending a friend a pizza with m&ms on it that spelled happy birthday (anonomsly....on a day that wasn't her birthday)
- dropping mentos in my soda in the middle of a hallway...it got kinda messy
- planking on the escalator in the mall
- painting my dads nails pink!
- tricking my friend into believing i was sooo D1 at this video game...it was a video of someone else playing! (april fools)
- taking a college class for no reason (i just walked into BCC and sat down)
- instead of taking the bus too school i went to new york
- wearing light brown contacts convincing my teacher they were my real i color
- ordering chicken in a vegan restaurant
- going to a gay bar in the village
- learning the alphabet in german to win a bet
- trying to like justin bieber (hardest thing ever)
- screaming over the annoucments... i just picked up the phone thing and chose some classroom and screamed)
- going over the annoucments and telling my friend she had early dismissal
- we left to get pizza that day
- sitting on Abe Lincolns foot! His momument
- pelvis thrusting with the naked cow boy!
- starting a fist pump in the game stop
- sneaking up to the projection booth in the movies and making finger puppets on the screen...( everyone thought they were crazy)
- buying 20 spicy beef jerkies for a bet
- wearing a bald cap to school!
- accidentally wearing my bra outside my shirt
- meeting biggie smalls mother...shes cool
- unplugging my grandmother's internet because she was asking to many questions about her computer...
- dancing on a mat in harlem for money in competition with the guy who was already there we shard 50% of the profitt
- learning how to read palms...and eyes
- unwrapping a starburst in my mouth
- writing this list on my blog for the world to see
- pretending to be a mime for a day...everyone was sooo confused
- breaking some kids arm in karate class (sorry kid)
- breaking wood with my bare hands in karate class (now you see why i broke the kids arm so easily)
- playing rain roulett knowing a hurricane was comming...getting a monster cold later
- playing mrs.pac man all day at the movies (missing my movie) and getting the high score
- seeing a cokie frog in peutro rico and screaming in my defense i did not know they were that rare to see!
- an iguana was a stow away in my luggage when i left peutro rico i found it when we got on the cruise ship...we had to flush him :(
- watching fear factor live...it was nasty
- going to a nude beach seeing to many old naked people! (scarred for life)
Thats all i can think of at the moment... so till next time
-blog ya later!
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